this is not an invitation

Winter, I hate you. You are not invited into my life until:

1. I've eaten my weight in pumpkin baked goods.
2. All the leaves are gone.
3. I've successfully figured out how the hell to have a vegan thanksgiving.
4. My house is covered in twinkle lights and kitschy snowmen.
5. I'm drinking peppermint mochas and making snowflake cut-out cookies on the weekends.

That being said, halpal28's etsy shop has the cutest damn hats and scarves EVER MADE.

December through February. THAT IS IT. No longer than that! Jerk!